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Meow! Have you been missing me? Stuupid Uncle, AhYi and Mummy
have not been blogging for me. Angry!

Meow! Happy Chinese Beans New Year! I have not gotten any red packets.
Uncle B! Ahyi! Mummy! Daddy! What have you all been doing!
Hmph!

Meow! Life's been good. But great-grandma hasn't been good.
Grandma goes to visit her everyday. While me-OW has to stay at home all day..

Add me as a friend on Facebook! I will try not to scratch you if you do! Heeheehee! Wow-wow!

Mew ~ ! My kitty life's been good !
Rolling around outside in the corridor is now my favourite morning exercise !
I don't like it when beans walk around though .
They are not nice enough to be able to me ,
so I hide under the bicycle . MEW !
Ok, I admit I'm scared . Mew !
I only know a few beans and they all love me .
I don't know about the others ..
SO I HIDE !! HEEHEEHEE !
Me love hidey holeys !

Bah . Ahyi shrieked that night when she discovered I was in the cabinet under the sink ..
MEW ! HEEHEE ! She's so noisy . I didn't even know what was going on ..
Mommy and Ahyi had a laughing fit ,
while I was waiting for them to turn their attention back to MEw !

YAAWWNN ! I'm going to get some kibble into my tummy before going to have my cat nap ..
Bye beanie head !

Lookie, the ceiling!

Mew~! Such a boring afternoon. Where oh where have all my beans gone? 

Mommy's away. So's grandma and PP, papa hasn't been here for sometime, everyone.. Except ah yi and she's in a gloomy mood today. 

I don't think i like PP very much. He's so paranoid about me going behind the black thing. Mew~! But why can't i go? I'll show him! He's never gonna stop me! Mewhehehehehe! How can he think i will knock that big black thing down? It's so heavy and noisy, i don't like it. I only like hiding behind it and peeping at beans. They're watching the black thing, i'm watching them! 

And PP is always threatening to whack me.. I'm such a pretty princess. How dare he?! Mommy and ah yi will stop him, i'm sure. After all, what're my slaves for? Mew~! *studies the ceiling intently*

Oh oh.. And ah yi keeps playing this stupid game called Pet Society. Why does my pet need a virtual pet anyway? Otherwise, she keeps staring at her own.. I don't know what's that thing. It looks like a small version of what PP is obsessed with. Except hers seem more exciting. She says she interacts through it. I like watching it too.. Sometimes. And mommy has a big one too, outside in the living room. Mew~!

And speaking of games, i wonder where have all those lil creatures gone? I haven't had a cockroach to play with for so long! MEW~! 

I'm bored. I'll ask grandma to help me look for them too, when she's back. And maybe i might pester ah yi to cut up some boxes of hers for me to play with when she's in a better mood. I'm off to sleep for now. If you beans are coming to visit me, bring me some cockroaches to play with, ok? Mew~!

Beanies and Whatsits !

Yippee ! You'd never guess what I found in my den under what Mummy calls "her table" ..
A nice green ... Tissue packet ! Ooooh.. How I love that scrunchy sound !
*Scrunch scrunch scrunch scrunch scrunch scrunch scrunch scrunch .. (on and on...) *
I was rolling under there playing with it but actually, I wasn't having too much fun under that cramped space ..
I bit it and brought it out ! I was going to hide it but Mummy saw me and I immediately dropped it .
I hope she didn't see where my treasury is located .. I have a tribe of dust bunnies there .. I mean, MEW !
It is sooo much more fun playing with it on the floor .. Oh the ceiling really looks high up ..

Whee ~ ! I am not having whatsits sticking into my ears anymore .
And I'm not itchy anymore ! Look ! No, really, nothing's going to jump out at you. They're gone now ! Lookie !
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See ?! Imma cleeaann MEEOW ! I wonder why obsessive Ahyi complains about my paws . They're perfectly clean to me .
I don't see beanies' feet all sqqquuueeeaakky clean .. Bah ! Mine looks less .. Black . MEW~ !
Besides, I clean myself everyday! Mew! I'm a cleaning machine! Heehee! Beanies would do well to take a whisker out of my pores and learn how to lick themselves clean like MEw !

Ooh! OOH! I spot a lil creature in the kitchen! WAIT FOR MEEEeeee!

What? It's monday blues everyday for me! Humbug!

Hullo beans! It's raining outside, and that stupid ah yi is happy about it. 

And oh no! Speaking of water, papa's coming over to bathe me tomorrow. I hope they forget! If papa's coming over to bathe me, then i'm not so sure i want to see him.. I think i'm going to bite his legs.

Oh oh! That stupid ah yi has this big black bag, which looks very scary. I don't know why it looks all weird and crumply outside, like ah yi killed an animal and made it into her bag. (O_O)! She said it's not real skin, just pretend, but i think i better stay away from her bag.. Mew! 

Why do beans like ah yi like to buy so many bags? I stole a few from her already, but she just shrugged and go buy more. Ah yi is weird bean. I don't see mummy buying so many bags!

And yesterday, i have more treats! She bought three sticks for me! Yay! But then i heard her mumbling to mummy about something like forgetting the hammie's food and my mint treats. Mew~ She's ALWAYS forgetting something. 10 times she go out, 8 times she'll come running back for something. Mewheeheehee! I think beans are stupid sometimes. But don't tell ah yi i said that, or she will keep stepping on my paws again. 

She thinks it's funny, but it's so irritating! I try and bite her legs but she just run away and laugh more. Crazy ah yi. And their stupid PP, always don't want to let me go onto the TV. Why?! I won't knock it over! He keep saying he will beat me. 

I shall ignore all these crazy beans and go sleep now.