Beanies and Whatsits !

Yippee ! You'd never guess what I found in my den under what Mummy calls "her table" ..
A nice green ... Tissue packet ! Ooooh.. How I love that scrunchy sound !
*Scrunch scrunch scrunch scrunch scrunch scrunch scrunch scrunch .. (on and on...) *
I was rolling under there playing with it but actually, I wasn't having too much fun under that cramped space ..
I bit it and brought it out ! I was going to hide it but Mummy saw me and I immediately dropped it .
I hope she didn't see where my treasury is located .. I have a tribe of dust bunnies there .. I mean, MEW !
It is sooo much more fun playing with it on the floor .. Oh the ceiling really looks high up ..

Whee ~ ! I am not having whatsits sticking into my ears anymore .
And I'm not itchy anymore ! Look ! No, really, nothing's going to jump out at you. They're gone now ! Lookie !
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See ?! Imma cleeaann MEEOW ! I wonder why obsessive Ahyi complains about my paws . They're perfectly clean to me .
I don't see beanies' feet all sqqquuueeeaakky clean .. Bah ! Mine looks less .. Black . MEW~ !
Besides, I clean myself everyday! Mew! I'm a cleaning machine! Heehee! Beanies would do well to take a whisker out of my pores and learn how to lick themselves clean like MEw !

Ooh! OOH! I spot a lil creature in the kitchen! WAIT FOR MEEEeeee!