Patches the Meow

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Hullo beans! It's raining outside, and that stupid ah yi is happy about it. 

And oh no! Speaking of water, papa's coming over to bathe me tomorrow. I hope they forget! If papa's coming over to bathe me, then i'm not so sure i want to see him.. I think i'm going to bite his legs.

Oh oh! That stupid ah yi has this big black bag, which looks very scary. I don't know why it looks all weird and crumply outside, like ah yi killed an animal and made it into her bag. (O_O)! She said it's not real skin, just pretend, but i think i better stay away from her bag.. Mew! 

Why do beans like ah yi like to buy so many bags? I stole a few from her already, but she just shrugged and go buy more. Ah yi is weird bean. I don't see mummy buying so many bags!

And yesterday, i have more treats! She bought three sticks for me! Yay! But then i heard her mumbling to mummy about something like forgetting the hammie's food and my mint treats. Mew~ She's ALWAYS forgetting something. 10 times she go out, 8 times she'll come running back for something. Mewheeheehee! I think beans are stupid sometimes. But don't tell ah yi i said that, or she will keep stepping on my paws again. 

She thinks it's funny, but it's so irritating! I try and bite her legs but she just run away and laugh more. Crazy ah yi. And their stupid PP, always don't want to let me go onto the TV. Why?! I won't knock it over! He keep saying he will beat me. 

I shall ignore all these crazy beans and go sleep now.

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