Beanies and Whatsits !

Yippee ! You'd never guess what I found in my den under what Mummy calls "her table" ..
A nice green ... Tissue packet ! Ooooh.. How I love that scrunchy sound !
*Scrunch scrunch scrunch scrunch scrunch scrunch scrunch scrunch .. (on and on...) *
I was rolling under there playing with it but actually, I wasn't having too much fun under that cramped space ..
I bit it and brought it out ! I was going to hide it but Mummy saw me and I immediately dropped it .
I hope she didn't see where my treasury is located .. I have a tribe of dust bunnies there .. I mean, MEW !
It is sooo much more fun playing with it on the floor .. Oh the ceiling really looks high up ..

Whee ~ ! I am not having whatsits sticking into my ears anymore .
And I'm not itchy anymore ! Look ! No, really, nothing's going to jump out at you. They're gone now ! Lookie !
...
See ?! Imma cleeaann MEEOW ! I wonder why obsessive Ahyi complains about my paws . They're perfectly clean to me .
I don't see beanies' feet all sqqquuueeeaakky clean .. Bah ! Mine looks less .. Black . MEW~ !
Besides, I clean myself everyday! Mew! I'm a cleaning machine! Heehee! Beanies would do well to take a whisker out of my pores and learn how to lick themselves clean like MEw !

Ooh! OOH! I spot a lil creature in the kitchen! WAIT FOR MEEEeeee!

What? It's monday blues everyday for me! Humbug!

Hullo beans! It's raining outside, and that stupid ah yi is happy about it. 

And oh no! Speaking of water, papa's coming over to bathe me tomorrow. I hope they forget! If papa's coming over to bathe me, then i'm not so sure i want to see him.. I think i'm going to bite his legs.

Oh oh! That stupid ah yi has this big black bag, which looks very scary. I don't know why it looks all weird and crumply outside, like ah yi killed an animal and made it into her bag. (O_O)! She said it's not real skin, just pretend, but i think i better stay away from her bag.. Mew! 

Why do beans like ah yi like to buy so many bags? I stole a few from her already, but she just shrugged and go buy more. Ah yi is weird bean. I don't see mummy buying so many bags!

And yesterday, i have more treats! She bought three sticks for me! Yay! But then i heard her mumbling to mummy about something like forgetting the hammie's food and my mint treats. Mew~ She's ALWAYS forgetting something. 10 times she go out, 8 times she'll come running back for something. Mewheeheehee! I think beans are stupid sometimes. But don't tell ah yi i said that, or she will keep stepping on my paws again. 

She thinks it's funny, but it's so irritating! I try and bite her legs but she just run away and laugh more. Crazy ah yi. And their stupid PP, always don't want to let me go onto the TV. Why?! I won't knock it over! He keep saying he will beat me. 

I shall ignore all these crazy beans and go sleep now.

Itchy ears

What's that you're holding? Why are you holding me down? Are you going to murder me in cold blood and then dump my body out to the evil cats below who hissed at me just because I'm a pretty princess? Why are you doing this to me? What have I done to deserve this tragic death sentence? I promise I'll be good. I promise not to bite your beanie legs. I promise, I..I..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Oh, that's it? Just putting some weird-smelling liquid in my ears? Oh, that's not so bad. I thought my life is in danger. What a scare. Alright run along now, you three skinny beanies, let me just shake my head vigorously for a while to get rid of the wet sensation in both my ears now.

What are you three skinny beanies mumbling about? I have trouble listening because of my blocked, wet ears? What? I said, I can't hear you properly. Dumb beanies.

Oh, look, the ceiling!

Hello beans ......
I am currently .... itchy .....
Ear mites ...... *scratch scratch*
Mommy brought me to the ...... vet ....
Stuck this weird thingy .... into my ear .... L

Gangsta rap

The Third Personality of Patches

Here I am, listening to the song that skinny girl played for me. Apparently, she enjoys the song much more than me. I think it's very noisy. What a young pretty cat like me gonna do to have some peace and quiet here? Huh?

Every time, the shuffling of feet from outside the house will bring me dashing to the door to see if I am in any danger. But it's just another silly young bean or his silly old bean parent strolling by.

-sigh-

I'm tired, let me catch my catnap. See you later, bean-bag. Now close the cabinet door while I snooze.

Hullo beans!

Ah yi sang this to me today. She said it's my version of a very, VERY famous current hit song. How's that, huh! Mew mew~!

Here goes, mew~
All eyes on Meow in the center of the ring
Just like a circus
When i crack that whip, Meow's too good to trip
Just like a circus
Don't stand there watching Meow, follow Meow
You're right, she's too cute to be true
Everybody watch Meow, she'll show you things
Just like a circus!

Mew~! ^^

Sleeping Patchies ! Which is your favourite ?

Patches and her feather wand !

Patches: Behind the Nose !
Never-before-seen footages of Patchie, EXPOSED!


Shredding Paper Towels


Patches trying to get her Chou Chou!


Patches around the curvy slide!


Patches VS Mr. Ice!


Patches at the playground


Patches on the slide again


Patches VS Hair Clip

Hello you beans! MEW! Mommy has got this Beanie thing that Daddy bought for her.
I wonder why they need more beans when they already are beans?

Anyway, I forgot to introduce myself yesterday.
MY NAME IS PATCHES WOO! Heeheehee! mew!
Mommy fell in love with me at first sight, of course, who wouldn't when I've got a magical nose..
Everyone loves my nose! Heeheehee!
I came from a smelly place. The SP-whatsit. mew! Mommy adopted me on November 28 2008.
Mommy kept my name. Probably because I'm just too patchy.
I was 2 months old! And now I'm 7 months old. I've grown up, but I don't know why everyone treats me like a BABY. I'm not one.. anymore. HAHAHA!

I love treats. Treats treats treats. Stupid mommy and ah yi cant find my favourite stick treats.
I DEMAND FOR THEM! MEW! Dont they know how to please a meow like me!
Dont you dare to think im a greedy meow.
i may be greedy but im still thin like mommy and ah yi.
mommy says i have their genes! mew~! i think so too.
im exactly like mommy and ah yi. but IM prettier. ive got a tail, y'know!
it may be short but its cute. i bet you cant resist it either. haha!

i love the feather wand mommy got for me. i tore it up and now theres only the fluffy part left
mommy was sad i spoiled it but in my kitty opinion i like it more this way.
i dont understand why everyone says its smelly. i like it! yum yum! mew mew~!

i love stealing the food ah yi keeps for other meows to eat. MEW!
i love destroying the packets so ah yi would have no choice but to give them to me instead!
they're tastier anyway.
i love seeing ah yi's look of horror when she discovers what ive done.
i usually do it when she's asleep.
HAHA! Mew! she sleeps so much, why isnt SHE a meow!

i love waking mommy up in the middle of the night or early in the morning while the birdbirds are chirping,
just so she would give me a nose rub!
you should see her silly face when i wake her up while she's sleeping!
she's give me a nose rub, of course. I TOLD YOU NOBODY COULD RESIST MY NOSE!
HAHA! mew~!
Thats all now. i shall go have my fur brushed. HEEHEE! MEEWW~!

Just now, i accidently spilled the water bowl. Mummy glared at me and grumbled about cleaning up after me. =(

WHAT?! Because i spotted a cockroach somewhere behind my bowls in my tray! What's a kitty supposed to do? Blink at it affectionately and walk away? When ah yi came into the kitchen, i whined to her that i was innocent but mummy told her not to believe me. Ah yi pao paoed me anyway. Mew~!

Sheesh. Human beans.

And then, this was when i decided to follow mummy around and swiped at her ankles. Just to annoyed her. It worked. Mew~! She kept running away from me. Mew~!

Human beans! I wonder what they're thinking..

Oh, who cares? I jumped around the room, jumped up and looked out of the window and oh well.. I DONT WANT TO SLEEP TONIGHT! I SAW A COCKROACH! I WANT IT! MEW~!