♥ Patches the Meow

Hello you beans! MEW! Mommy has got this Beanie thing that Daddy bought for her.
I wonder why they need more beans when they already are beans?

Anyway, I forgot to introduce myself yesterday.
MY NAME IS PATCHES WOO! Heeheehee! mew!
Mommy fell in love with me at first sight, of course, who wouldn't when I've got a magical nose..
Everyone loves my nose! Heeheehee!
I came from a smelly place. The SP-whatsit. mew! Mommy adopted me on November 28 2008.
Mommy kept my name. Probably because I'm just too patchy.
I was 2 months old! And now I'm 7 months old. I've grown up, but I don't know why everyone treats me like a BABY. I'm not one.. anymore. HAHAHA!

I love treats. Treats treats treats. Stupid mommy and ah yi cant find my favourite stick treats.
I DEMAND FOR THEM! MEW! Dont they know how to please a meow like me!
Dont you dare to think im a greedy meow.
i may be greedy but im still thin like mommy and ah yi.
mommy says i have their genes! mew~! i think so too.
im exactly like mommy and ah yi. but IM prettier. ive got a tail, y'know!
it may be short but its cute. i bet you cant resist it either. haha!

i love the feather wand mommy got for me. i tore it up and now theres only the fluffy part left
mommy was sad i spoiled it but in my kitty opinion i like it more this way.
i dont understand why everyone says its smelly. i like it! yum yum! mew mew~!

i love stealing the food ah yi keeps for other meows to eat. MEW!
i love destroying the packets so ah yi would have no choice but to give them to me instead!
they're tastier anyway.
i love seeing ah yi's look of horror when she discovers what ive done.
i usually do it when she's asleep.
HAHA! Mew! she sleeps so much, why isnt SHE a meow!

i love waking mommy up in the middle of the night or early in the morning while the birdbirds are chirping,
just so she would give me a nose rub!
you should see her silly face when i wake her up while she's sleeping!
she's give me a nose rub, of course. I TOLD YOU NOBODY COULD RESIST MY NOSE!
HAHA! mew~!
Thats all now. i shall go have my fur brushed. HEEHEE! MEEWW~!